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1 year ago on 15 April 2011

reagan, i broke the baby!
babe, you can’t just break the baby..
i did! the milk went everywhere, it just exploded.
no, you just forgot to tighten the top of his bottle…
oh .. so i didn’t break him then?
[nemo giggles with milk on his face]

1 year ago on 9 April 2011 12 notes

dear god, what did you do to your head?
i cut my hair, obviously..
oh no, i see that, the question is why?
because, it looks sexy.
hah! i dunno who told you that babe.
….. people.
blind people? grow it back, right now.
what, you can’t just grow your hair back on the spot.
if you don’t, you’re not getting in my pants.
as if you’d be able to stick to that.
we’ll see, i bet i’ll last longer than you.
you’re on freckles.

1 year ago on 24 February 2011

katie & emily fitch ; favorite caps meme
asked by my wife

1 year ago on 20 February 2011 18 notes
1 year ago on 11 February 2011 13 notes

lights black; heads bang, you’re my drug, we live it, you’re drunk, you need it, real love, i’ll give it, so we’re bound to linger on, we drink the fatal drop, then love until we bleed, then fall apart in parts, you wasted your times, on my heart, you’ve burned and if bridges gotta fall, then you’ll fall, too.

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